The Patio Umbrella Picked Me Up and Took Me Across the Garden

One gust. That's all it took.

I went over the table, lost both shoes somewhere near the fence, and landed in the hedge. Still holding my phone. Still recording.

My cat watched from the window and did not move.

I have not found the second shoe. 👇

#UnluckyJawad #WindFail #GardenFail #Fails